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so what's all this about then? neilcpaterson@gmail.com

This is just a bit of fun for me. Nothing fancy, just mucking around.

Anarchy of Domains

Artillery Typhoon Piston Angels Eta

Bring to the table win-win survival strategies to ensure proactive domination. At the end of the day, going forward, a new normal that has evolved from generation X is on the runway heading towards a streamlined cloud solution. User generated content in real-time will have multiple touchpoints for offshoring.

March 2013 - Present

Aristocratic Technocracy

Atom Machine Smasher Outfit Lambda

Capitalize on low hanging fruit to identify a ballpark value added activity to beta test. Override the digital divide with additional clickthroughs from DevOps. Nanotechnology immersion along the information highway will close the loop on focusing solely on the bottom line.

December 2011 - March 2013

Economic and Collective Imperium

Defense Artilery Victor Legion epsilon

Podcasting operational change management inside of workflows to establish a framework. Taking seamless key performance indicators offline to maximise the long tail. Keeping your eye on the ball while performing a deep dive on the start-up mentality to derive convergence on cross-platform integration.

July 2010 - December 2011

Holy Tyrannical Cooperative

Royal Artillery Cog Crusader Squadron Alpha

Collaboratively administrate empowered markets via plug-and-play networks. Dynamically procrastinate B2C users after installed base benefits. Dramatically visualize customer directed convergence without revolutionary ROI.

September 2008 - June 2010

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Apart from being a web developer, I enjoy most of my time being outdoors. In the winter, I am an avid skiier and novice ice climber. During the warmer months here in Colorado, I enjoy mountain biking, free climbing, and kayaking.

When forced indoors, I follow a number of sci-fi and fantasy genre movies and television shows, I am an aspiring chef, and I spend a large amount of my free time exploring the latest technolgy advancements in the front-end web development world.

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